Seen those ads from “Stagger” on Facebook? You know, men’s health, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, etc? Well I looked into it.

Summary: I find it amusing they’re telling your to spray your dick with anaesthetic to treat premature ejaculation – the same stuff they use before stitching up wounds, no less.

First line of treatment for premature ejaculation, is, wait for it – spray the tip of your penis with a local anaesthetic. Yep, along with tadalafil (generic Cialis) tablets on script, I was also prescribed an over-the-counter spray for use for premature ejaculation – containing 9.6% lidocaine (also known as lignocaine or Xylocaine.) Literally, that will just numb your penis and I highly doubt will delay orgasm. Why not go with another anaesthetic – we got bupivacaine, dichloropane, cocaine…. the latter of which yes, you can turn into a spray. No I’m not telling you how, just making a point I found mildly amusing.

Something along the lines of dapoxetine 60mg (very short acting (4.5 hour half-life) SSRI) would be what I would prescribe. Or maybe take the time to enjoy the journey if you have issues…